He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I got inside last night via doggy door
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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