She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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