Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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