no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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