She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
wow bdsm is so cute
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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