I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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