Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
