Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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