I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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