He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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