I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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