do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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