new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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