I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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