Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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