I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize