Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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