nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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