I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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