My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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