man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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