You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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