do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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