I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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