This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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