Sponge bath it is.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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