I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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