I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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