I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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