It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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