i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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