The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My breath smells like gin and sadness
So apparently I’m into choking now
Shame is for Republicans.
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