Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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