I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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