He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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