i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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