Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
