How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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