My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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