wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
