i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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