FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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