normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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