i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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