Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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