Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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