ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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