Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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