let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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