Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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