only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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