Will you blow on my dice?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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