last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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