Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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