Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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