Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
