did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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