ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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